“You can’t sin none,” said Pa. “You ain’t got no money. Jus’ sit tight. Cos’ you at leas’ two bucks to sin, an’ we ain’t got two bucks amongst us.” “Yeah! But I’m a-thinkin’ sin.” “Awright. You can think sin for nothin’.” “It’s jus’ as bad,” said Uncle John. “It’s a whole hell of a lot cheaper,” said Pa.
Funny as hell! Making fun of the ones who believe things like "he who lusts after a woman in his heart has committed adultery already" and such nonsense.