Here’s the lesson, mainlanders . . . don’t throw rocks at unnaturally pretty elven males in front of a witch’s cottage unless you’re willing to marry his arrogant, thieving arse. Bonus emotion: a willingness to eternally ache to be forever attached at his hip while wanting to punch that ridiculously beautiful face for making you fall for a life you can only have with him for a few stolen days. Additional perk: angry pining.
