Mainlanders, gather around for one last lesson. Don’t be afraid to let him catch your heart, even if he’s an arrogant, mischievous, irritating sack of bargaining potatoes. Remind him of your everlasting devotion by promising to murder him with your pining looks. And, friends, most of all, swoon with every breath in your body. For there is nothing in this world or the next comparable to the way he’ll love you. Or the thrill of loving him back.
