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December 28, 2024 - January 2, 2025
Here’s the lesson, mainlanders . . . don’t throw rocks at unnaturally pretty elven males in front of a witch’s cottage unless you’re willing to marry his arrogant, thieving arse.
The birds all quickly complied. I didn’t blame the poor wee souls. She frightened me too . . . when Taryn chose violence, I feared I couldn’t fall to my knees fast enough to receive my punishment. She really did make it difficult to want to be good.
Mainlanders, gather around for one last lesson. Don’t be afraid to let him catch your heart, even if he’s an arrogant, mischievous, irritating sack of bargaining potatoes. Remind him of your everlasting devotion by promising to murder him with your pining looks. And, friends, most of all, swoon with every breath in your body. For there is nothing in this world or the next comparable to the way he’ll love you. Or the thrill of loving him back.