Snot and boogers were coming out her nose as she tried to get her words out. All I could make out was her violently shaking her head yes. I slid the six-carat emerald cut diamond ring with pear cut side stones lining the band of the ring. Her hands shook as I slid the ring onto her finger and stood up. I grabbed her face and kissed her so hard that I felt like our souls fucking connected. This was going to be my wife.
SHE’S A WIFE SNOT BOOGERS AND ALL
