The Dawn of the Cursed Queen (Gods & Monsters, #3)

by Amber V. Nicole

One second, he was near my bed and in front of me the next. It was so strange being this close to him. I could see every small familial similarity that connected him to Unir and Samkiel, the bridge of his nose, those piercing, damning eyes, and a jawline that could cut glass.

So gay

The powerful muscles in my back legs bunched, and I lunged,

This sounds like when you squeeze your booty cheeks together

“Listen, all I’m saying is everyone is a little gay. We’ve all sucked dick before. We’re immortal. It’s normal, but I won’t be your willing sex slave like Dianna.”

I have never seen a weenie in my life sir

“I promise no more secret plans.”

Take a shot every time this is said