I would eventually realize that I didn’t want to be with Ferris any more than he wanted to be with me—we were way too much alike. Remember that in the movie, Ferris doesn’t date a female Ferris. He dates Sloane—the one on the ground looking up at him adoringly as he goes by on the float, wondering, How does he do it? I wasn’t that girl. I wanted to be up on the float.
