in Iceland, the good taste of the Vikings has caused a small gene pool to turn out great! That isn’t to say that Icelanders are backward, and think mixing too closely with your relatives is okay. In fact, to keep that from happening, an enterprising Icelander recently invented the “Accidental Incest” app. In a country of 320,000 people, the odds of accidentally kissing your cousin are far higher than you might like. So with this app, you and the hot Viking at the bar just bump phones, and it tells you if you are related. “Bump the app before you bump in bed” is the catchy slogan. Really.
