By a Thread

by Lucy Score

Was grumpy and rude suddenly the new hot? My vagina seemed to think so.

Yesterday, I’d run into her in the stairwell. I’d asked her politely to get the hell out of my way. She’d offered—less politely—to help me down the stairs, head first.

“I think you impregnated my lungs.”

lol - after a steamy BJ.