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“Can I get you a drink?” Rude Sex Hair was back. “I don’t know. Can you?” I shot back. “We’re fresh out of the blood of children, Satan. How about something that matches your personality?”
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“Shouldn’t someone your age have a real job by now, Maleficent? Because obviously you’re not good at this one.”
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“Since you asked so nicely, I’ll be sure to give your order extra special attention,”
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“Who hurt you, darling?” It was a joke. But we both knew the answer wasn’t funny.