“We had a nice date a couple of years ago down at the taco trucks. You might remember us dancing in the rain? Then we went back to my place to have sex. I think you got… Oh, I don’t know, half a pump in before you blew your load? Then you apologized a hundred times, left sixty dollars on my dresser, and ran out. I’m surprised you don’t remember that. Or is it just a common theme between you and your dates?”
