“This is so like you! I’m trying to have a conversation to make sure everything will run smoothly for your mother, and you’re shutting down like a child. It’s disrespectful, and this is just one of the many reasons no woman in their right mind would ever suffer through a relationship with you. My god, the fact I stayed with you as long as I did after the shit you brought to the table, I deserve a freaking medal.” “Excuse me?”

