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“Look, this one’s faulty. It has some, uh, quirks.” His voice is low and mischievous and his description almost makes the toy sound dirty.
I walk out with my new faulty furry friend.
I’ve never been good at learning other languages and I’m not about to waste precious brain space on ‘Flurbonese’.
“With the Flurbo being creepy, I mean! I had the weirdest dream last night.”
I’m completely distracted at work all day accomplishing nothing, just waiting until I can get home to check on my Flurbo.
Inviting your toys to dinner is always a sign of a healthy social life.
“Why this dream again? Why can’t it be something with a sexy alien with a huge peen?”
Am I seriously getting turned on right now by Flurbo tickles?
I know I am drenched under my sleep shorts. That can’t be good for its fur.
I hear it coo rhythmically and we don’t stop working my clit together until I finally come all over its… tail?
“Oh yeah, Flurbo, I completed.”
Despite last night being fun, I don’t think it’s normal to get off using an enormous Flurbo.
“I always knew that Flurbos were the freaky little fuckers of the toy world.”
Should I find it creepy that there’s a 7-foot gremlin staring at me with plastic eyes that don’t blink?
No scared. You like. You complete.
Be good. Receive.
“Did you just tell me to take it like a good girl?”
“Be good girl, take it.” It flaps around.
I look over my shoulder to see the battery compartment open and a long something roll out.
Looking down I find trails of bright, neon orange cum.
“Fuck. It tastes like one of those push pops I used to have as a kid.”
Kyle was right. It tastes exactly like a push pop. Delicious.
Flurbo thrusts a few more times before exploding in my mouth and shooting hot push-pop jizz down my throat.
