“Yeah . . . I don’t really understand what just happened. He said he thinks I’m more into him than he is into me, and maybe we need to ‘pump the brakes’”—she uses air quotes and an eye roll to emphasize his words—“on this relationship.” “Wait, this is the same guy who has been all in since the minute you two started talking a month ago?” Audrey clarifies. “The one who flew you to Miami with him when you’d been together for, like, three days because he couldn’t stand the thought of not seeing you while he was traveling for work? The one who introduced you to his family after dating for a week?
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