It Ends with Us (It Ends with Us, #1)

by Colleen Hoover

As luck would have it, he’s definitely male.

I also feel disappointed by men

When I was a kid, I found myself looking forward to the nights they would fight. Because I knew if he hit her, the two weeks that followed would be great.”

HUUUUHHHHH???????

I watched it every day after school and was convinced Ellen would love me if she got to know me.

Relatable because i am also delusional

When he was wiping that cow shit on me, it was quite possibly the most turned-on I have ever been.

i need a lobotomy

I’m almost finished preparing the casserole mixture when the door opens.

top 3 least sexy foods

I flip to the next page, but it’s blank. That was the last time I ever wrote to Ellen.

Thank god