I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

I’ll shave you! I’ll shave your whole stupid mane off and then you’ll be a naked loser the next time you see your big-ass girlfriend. Hold still!” “Get off me,” he sobbed, pushing against me. “Let me be dry, you vile witch! I’M CLEAN!”