I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

I’d bet my next paycheck that the sight of my solar-powered, heavy-duty phone case would have her fainting faster than her pastor after his wife and girlfriend both showed up to Sunday sermon. Which, to this day, is the most fun I’ve ever had in church. However, unlike Pastor Dan, she’d jump right back up only to lament how my unsightly cargo pants were made by the devil himself.

🤣🤣

“I’m just—so done. I’m so done, and I hate you,” I hissed, shaking my fist at the lion. “I hope you choke on my bones after you eat me! I hope they find this escape pod and probe your ass. May your entire family line be cursed with hip dysplasia! I hate you, lion!”

lol this is quite the curse on this lion

“You gray bastard, I’ll eat your heart and shit out your dreams.

I like this threat

All right, that settles it. I’ve died and been reincarnated in some stupid anime. If there are any gods at all, please don’t make this a full-blown “why choose.” Just keep it to us three. Lord, you know I don’t have the stamina.

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I squeezed my thighs together, trying to ignore my purring pussy.

Then I retrieved my phone from my pocket, pulled up the log app, and hit Record. “Captain’s Log, Day 2. Everything is fucked.” Hitting the End button, I stuffed the phone back in my pocket and let my head fall to my knees. Then I pulled the phone back out. “By the way, T. rexes are pink. Fucking pink. We all had it wrong.”

Uh. Yes. I love it

My knees hit the ground before I could even pretend to have an ounce of remaining feminism.

🤣 Okay. I giggled aloud

Strong hands came to spread my ass cheeks before Sol spat against my hole. The first finger was a tight fit, and the man beneath me kept me distracted through rolling waves of pleasure.

Oh okay. That’s abrupt. But I suppose we can do that