I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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“How could I not be serious with a fallen star pressed against me? The world could sink into oblivion and I’d still have the honor of dying the happiest man alive.”
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“If she were a cobra I’d beg for her poison every sunrise and sunfall.”
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In it sat a dark-skinned woman with a purple Afro and a cat eye so immaculate I got the deep sense that I could trust her with my life.
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“Let’s just say the audacity of men is universal.”
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His grin widened. “You didn’t…listen.” I rinsed out the cloth, then leaned him forward to wash his back. “You can count on that being a recurring theme in this relationship. Get used to it.”