I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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I’ll eat your heart and shit out your dreams. Let go of me!”
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“You can’t just save us and not adopt us. What’s that word humans use for those animals that always stick around them? Pets? Yeah, that’s it. We’re your pets now, so you’re stuck with us. Feed me.”
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“Defending my kill, protecting you, the simple thrill of a fight to the death? I’m a fucking lion, take your pick.”
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“It seems wishing stars do exist. Tell me your name, Stardust.”
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If you wanna find some meaning to life, then fine, but maybe it’s just not that serious. Look around you; you’ll be all right.
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My knees hit the ground before I could even pretend to have an ounce of remaining feminism.
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If your beauty was kept from me much longer, I’m afraid I would have hunted you down.
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“If she were a cobra I’d beg for her poison every sunrise and sunfall.”
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“Oh, darling, why are we fighting this? I want to swim in your eyes and die defending your lands!”
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Before you, a vine was just a vine. Now I fret over their plans for world domination. You make the mundane precious.”
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“You two are so weird. Never leave me.”