I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

“Listen, as much as I’d love to give you answers that don’t get me killed, I can’t. This isn’t even a paid internship. I’m just here for job experience.”

The therapist called the hobbies a “Band-Aid” and said that I’d need to do more than crochet my troubles into little giraffes,

This is so rude to me specifically

“Let’s just say the audacity of men is universal.”