I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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I’ll eat your heart and shit out your dreams.
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my species-saving coochie,
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Some would call ignoring your problems unhealthy. I call it an art form.
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“Oh, darling, why are we fighting this? I want to swim in your eyes and die defending your lands!”
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“Let me be dry, you vile witch! I’M CLEAN!”
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“I am not!” Slam. “Pushing out!” Slam. “A FUCKING GOAT BABY!”
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Field Agent 527, Code Name: Cupid