“What are you doing?” “Looking for the controls. All I see is the green launch button. Well, it’s red now,” I said, gesturing to the blinking red button. Toto looked at the button, then back to me. “What’s red?” “Wha— Right. You’re a lion, you can’t see that.” “Why not?” he roared. His tail flicked against the wall harshly. “Calm down. Your eyes just don’t possess the cones necessary to process the color red.” He snarled. I peed a little.
