I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com

by Kimberly Lemming

as if I could protect us from the bitch slap gravity was about to deliver.

Though a hot shower wasn’t enough to save that Vexil guy from the Punch of Justice I owed him.

I need you to be safe. If you get hurt, this world and everyone in it will turn to ash beneath my hooves.” Hot.

You make the mundane precious.”

In the center of the room, erected in his honor, was a statue of the glorious mouse himself, sailing his little steamboat over the bodies of his enemies.

STEAMBOAT WILLIE

a portrait of Steamboat Willie choking the life out of Frankenstein’s monster.

“Oh yes, he’s still alive. Though, if you wanted to finish the job, Dory, none of us would stop you. I’ll tell the next department head it was an accident.”