I Got Abducted by Aliens and Now I'm Trapped in a Rom-Com
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My heart took a leap of faith and shot out of my ass.
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Some would call ignoring your problems unhealthy. I call it an art form.
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Nothing ruins the blissful afterglow of a scalding-hot shower like a saber-toothed tiger in your bedroom.
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If there was a brain cell left in my body, I didn’t know her.