Suddenly, Ava's face brightens a bit, and a small smile comes to her lips. "You know, I haven't. But I love the idea of that. I actually had a company reach out to me last week for a sponsorship for a mace keychain." "Absolutely not," I say at the same time Hank laughs out loud. "What?" "Absolutely not," I repeat. "You're not carrying a fucking trial-sized mace around with you on the day-to-day." Ava turns to me looking annoyed. "Why not?" "Because you're a disaster waiting to happen, Ava. With your luck, you'll pepper spray yourself by accident, just trying to show someone how it works." She
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