“I…I’m sorry to bother you. It’s my car… It won’t start. Today’s Lou’s first day of school, and she’s already going to be late, which is so not a sign of good parenting for the new bitch in town. Plus, she’s already the new kid, and I don’t want to make things worse for her by making her late. I tried calling your mom, but I think she’s at her Pilates class and—”
