“I’ve confirmed that two of the targets on the main floor are sleeping. One’s up, though, playing some sort of computer game—” A pause, then, “Oh. Oh my.” “What?” “What he’s playing ain’t Minecraft, that’s for sure. Way too much nudity, and it ain’t the pixelated type, either. I’m looking through the window, and I can see his screen name. Oh, for—really? Captain Shagwell?”
