Bright Red Line (Backyard Starship #22)

by J.N. Chaney

“Yes, he no longer radiates the dour, nihilistic angst he once did. However, I shall remain fond of him anyway.”

“If it helps, I do wish you well with the excruciating pain of allowing an alien body to grow inside you, exit in the most awkward and inefficient manner possible, and then, years later, damage your car and refuse to pick up dirty socks.”