“You gonna let that kid out-spelunk you?” Jonah said. “That child is going to be viciously hunted and eaten by troglofaunal flesh-eating humanoids.” The child in question’s parents overheard her say this. “Sorry,” she said. “Have you not seen The Descent?” They both shook their heads. “I’m sure he’ll be fine. Just fine.” The kid was definitely going to die. “Did you memorize the Wikipedia page for that movie?”
