I mean God creates differently than the rest of us, but a son is a son. Does He catch any flak about having an illegitimate son? No, because it was His will. A will, mind you, that I had to help Him cover up I’ll have you know. Well you’ve seen God, quite a dashing fellow, always had a way with women. But He’s a selfish git and you bloody humans don’t need me or any of my kind to corrupt your perverted souls anymore. You are so like Him. All that, and more, are the reasons why I’m calling it quits!”
