this is something that would only happen to you, She of Rotten Luck.” She raises her mug and I reluctantly clink mine to it with a frown. “Rotten luck feels like an exaggeration.” Patty takes a long pull from her drink and then holds up a single finger. “You got pregnant the first time you ever had sex.” She flicks up another finger. “You rarely date, and when you do, you somehow manage to find the worst men in the universe.” She wiggles a third finger. “And when your daughter tries to play wingman, your interview goes viral and the entire world decides to weigh in on your love life. Did I
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