I should get to work early more often if this is the sort of entertainment I’m missing. He points behind him. “She needs to respect the lines. That’s literally why they’re there.” “The parking lines?” “Yes. The parking lines.” He jabs his finger in the direction of the cars again. “Someone needs to hold her accountable for her actions. She can’t just flit through life, parking however the hell she wants. There are—” “Lines. I hear you, buddy. No need to get worked up.”