First-Time Caller (Heartstrings, #1)

by B.K. Borison

It feels like every time I get my hopes up for something good, reality comes out swinging. I don’t know how to be a hopeful person anymore. It’s easier not to be.

Holy relatable

Aiden Valentine: Do you ever wonder what the point of it all is? Caller:…What? Aiden Valentine: What’s the point of all this? What are we doing? Are we just bumbling around? Hoping for the best? [pause] Caller: I asked if I should bring my girlfriend flowers more often. Aiden Valentine: Flowers die. Everything dies. Caller: I thought this was a romance hotline.

Lmaaaao

“You don’t have to be alone to be lonely.”

“You got pregnant the first time you ever had sex.”

Oh man definitely rotten luck

There are few problems that can’t be solved with fudge.

Husband's motto

Patty nods and dips her cookie into her wine.

NOOOOO SACRILEGE