Caller: I just think I’m a good candidate, is all I’m saying. Aiden Valentine: For what? Caller: Dating Lucie. Aiden Valentine: [sighs] Aiden Valentine: You and the rest of Baltimore. Caller: She sounded hot on the phone, you know? Aiden Valentine: That doesn’t explain why you think you’re a good candidate. Caller: Some women say I have a magical di— [dial tone]