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"No, not at all. What could possibly go wrong with eternally linking your soul with a cursed weapon? Totally safe and even recommended by nine out of ten dentists.”
Then again, who doesn’t love a good three-way?
Jake knew at that moment that an alliance was more than possible, as any tree with a high Perception stat had to be a good tree. It was just science.
"Wow, you come in here, steal some of my Records related to Blessings to empower yourself, and then complain about it not giving the stat you want?" Villy asked with a faux tone of outrage. "Very heretical of you—that’s for sure."
"No… I won’t try to hit you with my cauldron; why would I even—" "Ree!" Sylphie said, issuing her challenge. Uncle was truly underestimating her by not even using his ultimate weapon!
"Lady, I think you are severely misunderstanding something here," Jake said as he looked at Hive Queen. "I am not trapped in here with you; you are trapped in he—" Jake suddenly had to teleport as a Queen’s Guard attacked him from behind, making him curse internally. What fucker interrupts a good one-liner movie reference!?
In conclusion, she had taken a calculated risk but fucked up the math.
Thus, Jake began to do what he was best at when it came to alchemy: Reckless experimenting without any regard for his own safety.
"Leaderboards?" Jake asked, throwing Villy a look.
you dense motherf*cker he TOLD YOU ABOUT THEM LIKE 2 MONTHS AGO the ADHD is strong in this boy
They were naturally watching Jake give Vesperia head pats, the prideful True Royal sitting perfectly still but, based on the antennas shaking slightly, clearly enjoying it. If any outsider saw this, it would look like a younger man patting the head of an older woman, which one might even find indecent.
That entire ceremony is gonna be a shitshow.
Caleb then put on a big smile and went forward. "Nice to meet you, Vesperia. My name is Caleb, but you can call me Uncle."
"Who the fuck are you to question my judgment?"
Villy, still sitting in his chair, let out a deep sigh. "They fly from the nest so young, don’t they?" "She teleported," Jake said with a deadpan expression. The Viper sighed even deeper. "They teleport from the nest so young, don’t they?"
