“What do you want to ask me, Roy?” “Stan ever fart when he’s fucking you?” “Excuse me?” “Mid-hump, he lets one rip? That kind of thing. I’m talking about a real thunderous blast. None of that silent but deadly shit. I’m taking a poll. I’m thinking about going to grad school, and I’m gonna do my thesis on farting while fucking.” Giulia laughs. “Sometimes I think about the choices I made in my life and how they’ve led me to moments like this and I really question my own judgment.” “Give me an honest answer.” “Why when he’s fucking me and not when I’m fucking him?” “Touché. Even better,
