The Devils (The Devils, #1)

by Joe Abercrombie

“Never fear, Your Highness, you could not be better prepared.” He indicated himself with a flourish. “You have received expert instruction in etiquette,” waving to Balthazar, “showing off,” pointing to Brother Diaz, “letters,” indicating Jakob, “frowning,” waving towards Vigga, “indiscriminate slaughter—”