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If you have an older sister, there’s a good chance that she’s almost killed you at least once since childhood.
Shit happened and you didn’t die. Best of luck with your trauma and therapy bills.
Because I love my parents, even if they’re weird and embarrassing.
Let’s just say I’ve let a lot of spiders suffocate to death lately.
The worst kind of small talk is with family, the people you should be able to connect with.
Now, it’s fireworks time. Also known as the bane of existence for those with sensory disorders, dogs of all shapes and sizes, and veterans. As a kid, I loved fireworks, but as an adult, the cons outweigh the patriotic pros,
During my dating apps stint, there was a fifty-fifty chance in San Jose that whatever douchebag you ended up with wore Santal 33. I’m not a fan.
But hey, who am I to judge?
Because as last night proved, the simple act of being a woman in this world can put you in jeopardy.
Not like someone trying to find the missing body of the guy she maybe-accidentally killed the night before.
look, marriage is complicated, but do you know what the death of a marriage is?”
“No sex?” Maeve suggests.
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“when one partner stops respecting the other. And Chad stopped res...
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“Jeez, you think Grandma would be a little more chill if she was getting laid,”
My mom always used to say that you never feel older—that you’re the same person you were when you were younger—and I never used to believe her.
As my therapist always says, pick your battles.
“Oh, sweeties, don’t be upset. We were only trying to help.” Mom walks over to us, pats Eliana on the cheek. “We took care of Guy. No need to worry. Everything’s A-okay!”
Fuck being polite and kind and nice to men who don’t deserve it.
