SPF Me

by Holly Wilde

The whole line is supposed to be all organic, with nut based moisturizing properties.

I dig around in my tote in search of my new bottle of SPF 69.

Would you rather have to always smell like monster jizz, or wake up with the taste of monster spunk in your mouth for like, a whole hour?”

My four brand new bottles of Sentientscreen are all perched on the edge of the lounge chair.

There’s my stick sunscreen, the spray bottle, the container of zinc, and at the end is SPF 69, only I didn't move them out like that.

Zinc’s tone is dripping with swagger. He has the kind of voice that could make me wet, if I weren’t already soaked from the pool.

“The only thing melting today is going to be you as you quiver around my face.”

His label creases across him to create chiseled abs and stacked muscles for his pecs. The bottom of the filmy layer forms a heavily shadowed v, carved like an arrow pointing down to a tiny cock swinging in the wind with every step.

“I apologize for our friend, but to be honest, we are all a bit bottled up here.

I feel my wetness creating a tide pool on the cushion underneath me.

the suction pulls my skin so deep into his tube that I feel the wet tickle of his cream.

As though climbing into a sleeping bag, he drops into my mouth feet first.

Like opening curtains to a theater stage, they stand on either side of my body and pull apart the smooth, waxed skin to expose my opening fully to the world.

As if my body were made for him, the way that he is laying down lines up his cock with my belly button. Using the innie like a fleshlight, he humps his little hips up and down against my stomach.

I can feel their hands inside me as they give each other a high five, the thin walls of my insides

His small body skips across the pool like a stone as he lets out a victory wail.

Gripping his bottlehood,

I can’t survive the sun without you. I’m much too vulnerable to the sun's penetration, when I really just need your penetration.

Please don’t leave me here without coating me with your cream.”