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To those who know that size really doesn't matter,  it's all in the motion of the lotion.
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Would you rather have to always smell like monster jizz, or wake up with the taste of monster spunk in your mouth for like, a whole hour?”
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“The only thing melting today is going to be you as you quiver around my face.”
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It's like a gentle kiss to my anal trench.
Nerdy.Scientist.Reads || Crystal
Not the anal trench lmaoooo