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It’s so European in there, I had to get out before my dick turned into a bidet.”
“This feels like a trick question.”
“Say, ‘A piece of IKEA furniture not even the Swedish king would be able to assemble,’ and I will throw you back into the pool.”
“That may have been the sexiest thing that ever happened to me.”
“Hyperbole. Get in the shower, Bigfoot,”
“Or thereabouts.”
“I asked for you.”
“Babe, it’s not the Oregon Trail.”
Diving Beasties
“Are you okay, sweetheart?”
