Deep End

by Ali Hazelwood

He’s a NARP.” The acronym takes a second to click—non-athletic regular person.

I haven’t thought about NARPs in a longgggg time hahahahah

“There is a little bobblehead living inside my skull. She looks just like my therapist and looooves to remind me that if I don’t redefine my concept of failure, I’ll die of acute ventricular tachycardia before turning twenty-five.”