Lukas: I knew it would come to this. I laugh. Scarlett: “This” being me watching Midsommar? Lukas: I should have taken preventative measures. Scarlett: Mandatory follow-up question: do you actually celebrate Midsommar? Lukas: Yes. Scarlett: And do you…? Lukas: Go out of town to dance around the maypole, play sack races, eat pickled herring? Yes. Scarlett: Interesting. Lukas: Just ask about the sex rituals, Scarlett. Scarlett: I don’t want to be culturally insensitive, but I need to know if they happen.

