The Starlight Heir

by Amalie Howard

my

WERE IN FIRST PERSON??? RAHHHH

Scavs, the dangerous nomadic outlaws who call the Dustlands home.

This a metric fuck ton of tell and not show so far

My brain is arguably bigger than a walnut, and my breasts, well, the melon gods were clearly having an off day when it came to me.

Bro what

She mimes an erotic sex act with her fist, pumping it toward her mouth while moving her tongue into her opposite cheek.

Ghe fack that ison my page rn is crazy

away. I try to break his grip, but his fingers hold fast. “Let go, Cyrill.” “Marry me instead.”

Bruhhhhh

Lightning forks

Classic shits happini ng

The multilayered whisper that comes back is ghostly and echoes from everywhere at once: You should be.

HUHUuUH

I feel

THE GOD iS ALSO IN FIRST UGHHH

“You need a good sticking with a manly sword. A real one. Not these imaginary fictional lovers you like to talk about.”

bro i cant

Fictional men never disappoint.

I dont thik your dream man is fictional bro

“Maybe the crown made the selections based on ample, heir-bearing hips. That I can understand.” “Thick thighs save lives,” Laleh

What if the choices they made were least funny bc what the actuall fuck is happening

country bumpkin,

GET YOUR REAL WORLD SLANG OUT OF HERE (like the 5th time ive thought it but i let ist slide no more)

“Not even you?” “Especially me.” I frown at the strange answer. “Why?” “I expect because I’m not very good with my tree-trimming duties.”

“Maybe when they’re five. As they get older, they learn that men—gardeners and princes alike—are arrogant, self-absorbed, and overrated.”

True

Prince Javed is indeed capable of melting all female undergarments in a ten-mile radius.

GETMEOUTIFTHISHOUSE

No, the shameless, posturing jackass is dressed in rich ceremonial garments,

I love a good ruse

sensuously

Am i the only one who does not fuck w the word sensously? Its like moist but wayyy worse

Note to self: research beetles indigenous to the capital city.

Bro thisis when you fess up ad kiss w or wout reaserach the wout is easier

tremendous explosion rocks the palace,

I love ignoring my probles andreplacing them with lther problems

burst out.

Avg sun summoner experience

Fly, my little firebird.

NEVER FUCKING MIND HOLY SHIT this is some barbie fariytopia shit

firebird,

Back to sun summoner:(

My

Still peeved the gods pov is first too but whtever

“I’m scared. I don’t want to hurt anyone.”

I know know this is serious but all i can think of is "im scawed pwease help lil ole me"

The enemy of my enemy is my friend,

Thats not true bro

“Magic is a leaf, magic has intent, magic is a muscle—magic sure is an overachiever,”

I bet if he had this magic, he’d have learned how to control it, wield it, and master it by now.

He woyldalso have had formal edu and a fuck ton of help girl not a fair comparison

“Your whole face lights up when you laugh.”

Oh my god

Roshan shedding his clothing.

ITSSS TIMMMMEEEE

this man could be a deity in the flesh. I feel my cheeks scald and warmth pool in my belly.

By its time i mean the swim or bathe in the river/alcove scene every fantasy ya novel/romantasy novel has

bitch!

Im not gonna lie evrry time i see a cuss work ij get jumpscared bc we dont have them so often

God of Night

Is bro the god of nightg whats going on

His lips tilt up into a devilish smirk. “I could stare at you and I could eat you forever.”

Im so hungry i could eat the kindle im reading on and the airplane im currently flying on

You taste like the nectar of the gods, and when you come, your entire body blooms with pleasure.”

What is this guy a poet???

“You’re big and I’m small. What did you think would happen?

Bro get this big and small talk out of the sex cave

subsided. And I don’t control the shadows, only starlight . . .

OK I CALLED IT BEFORE AND FORMALLY NOW RO IS DIRECTLY LIJNKED TO THE GOD OF NIGHT

“Aran is my cousin.”

THAT WOYLD HAVE BEEN NICE TO KNOW LIKE 4CHAPTERS AGO BRO (also on which side)

Try to get some sleep if you can.

Ever since yallfucked i start to like ro less and less

“You are about to greet my mother, Suraya. You will remember your place.”

I hate a mamas boy

Her face . . . the voice and the face are my mother’s. “Mama?”

Your just getting that? #unrealistic If that were my dead mother it wouldd take MAX 2 visions

commander.

Girl bthis is not suprising at all tf you talking ab

Had she ever been my friend, or had that been a lie, too?

Girl i dnt think you know how revolutions work

“No, Commander. You don’t lie to the people you love.” With that, I leap from the wagon.

Ok this is kinda real but kinda crazy too

Jumping out of a moving carriage isn’t one of my smartest decisions.

Lol true