That's Me in the Corner: Adventures of an ordinary boy in a celebrity world

by Andrew Collins

each one for a fleeting moment my amazing Technicolour dream job, until I realised it wasn’t.

Flares tell the world you are dead from the waist down: a relic, a dinosaur, a square, a policeman, a tramp, a nutter, an outcast,

Engels went straight in at number two in that week’s Wanker Charts

I’ve quickly learned that writers are only interested in the design of a page if they’ve written the piece, because they want to see how much of their copy has made the cut. As such, a writer always thinks the pictures are too big, while a designer always thinks the copy is too long.