Forked (A Lighthearted Utensil Romance, #1)
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I’ve watched him since he moved in.
Aurora Kretsch
Girl....
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“And you want to return it to me? That’s so nice. Thanks. See, this is exactly why I chose a small city to move to. I want to be part of a community that watches out for each other.”
Aurora Kretsch
Uh no.... That's what you're supposed to do. SInce when is Provodence a small town?
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Shit, now I have to steal some of his mail.
Aurora Kretsch
You apear to have gotten yourself in quite the pickle babe.
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Don’t even get me started on how I could have turned twenty-four and still not have had sex with anyone.
Aurora Kretsch
IS SHE ABOUT TO LOSE HER VIRGINITY TO A FORK???
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I love the way it feels on my lips and how it slides over my tongue.
Aurora Kretsch
Babe.
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“You lick what’s left of your balls on my pillow when you think I’m not looking so let’s be kinder when it comes to judging each other, okay?”
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and swoop down for a taste.
Aurora Kretsch
It has been ten seconds and you just showed up here my guy.
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“No, the rest of the silverware. Show it to me.”
Aurora Kretsch
He does not already believe he was this fork?????
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Sparring the unenhanced wasn’t a challenge, not when I can lift a car with my bare hands.
Aurora Kretsch
Okay Captain America
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During the scene in the hospital when the unconscious man’s family mistakes her for his fiancée,
Aurora Kretsch
While You Were Sleeping! That's a 90s movie though, right?
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Could a magnetic blast turn someone into silverware?
Aurora Kretsch
Noe. You're not crazy at all
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Maybe I shouldn’t touch his dick.
Aurora Kretsch
Sounds like you should though
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Sadly, I’m real. Really mentally messed up. Really out of place in this time period.
Aurora Kretsch
You can say that again. You spent 80 years.... As a fork...
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My time as a fork hasn’t diminished my abilities.
Aurora Kretsch
I can't with this statement
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“Sometimes the things we think are lost are merely hidden from us until we’re meant to have them again.”
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“Am I crazy if I take the fork with us on the jog?”
Aurora Kretsch
Yes. Yes you are.
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“Crazy is a term used by those who choose to limit themselves to what is comfortable for them to believe. Don’t ask anyone for permission to be you. Embrace what makes you happy.”
Aurora Kretsch
This girl is way too "woke"
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I turn the fork so the tines are enclosed in my palm and bring its handle to my clit, expecting the metal to be cold, but it’s not.
Aurora Kretsch
Interesting decision
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I just fucked myself with a fork and didn’t hate it.
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“You sure you want to be with a fork?”
Aurora Kretsch
Is he gonna be a fork forever?
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I gave him puppy dog eyes. Some of my humanity leaves when I’m really hungry.
Aurora Kretsch
Yeah dude what about him???
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“If so, I hope we have a spoon.”
Aurora Kretsch
But what if it's a knife?