You Killed Me First

by John Marrs

Genius Bar? No. Acne-ridden virgin bar is a more accurate description.

I’d rather be a shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea.

You don’t need a shark to introduce itself to understand he’ll rip you to shreds if he feels like it.

‘In my experience, people only admit the truth to ease their conscience. Don’t make yourself feel better by making her feel worse.’