You Killed Me First

by John Marrs

If you’re gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe

I’d swap a kidney for a date with Idris Elba.

lol

‘Because it doesn’t make sense to me. Biologically, you’re born one way or the other, and if you feel nature’s made a mistake and put you in the wrong body, then you fix it when you’re old enough.’

required. I need to shift a few pounds – and as exercise is supposed to release happy chemicals in your brain,

And all these years later, I remain the only person in the world who knows I was there that night.

‘So you have regrets?’ ‘Don’t we all,’ she says with a faraway look in her eye. ‘But you must find a way to draw a line under them. If you don’t, your past will always define your present and ruin your future.’

Our eye contact holds for only a few fleeting seconds, but it’s long enough for me to take in every inch of her, imprinting it into a memory before she scrambles to her feet.

marg was involved in the robbery of annas family. omggggg

‘I know what you did.’ ‘Last summer? It’s too early for a movie quiz.’

‘In my experience, people only admit the truth to ease their conscience. Don’t make yourself feel better by making her feel worse.’

She tried to kill both of us. You need to stop listening to her and start listening to me.’ ‘Why?’ ‘Because she is a fucking sociopath and I am your brother.’

bruh

‘I’ll tell you what you did. You killed me first.’

‘I know who you really are,’ she half whispered, half gasped into my ear. ‘Your brother left the window open for us and told us where the key would be. He owed them money.’

You don’t know what you’re truly capable of unless you’re pushed to the edge. Or in Ioana’s case, over it.

There are no hard and fast rules on how to proceed after discovering your sociopathic lover’s psychopathic serial-killing sister was responsible for destroying years of your life.

If I’d known all it would take to make me popular again was to hog-roast me, I’d have stuffed an apple in my mouth and jumped on the rotisserie grill years ago.