You Killed Me First

by John Marrs

If you burn your neighbour’s house down, it doesn’t make your house look any better. Lou Holtz

If you’re gonna be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. Marilyn Monroe

he all but suggested I was being racist, which is ridiculous. I’d swap a kidney for a date with Idris Elba.

‘Planning to end your life and actually doing it are two very different things.’

You don’t have to understand something to accept it. You don’t know how a rocket flies into space, but you accept that it does.’