Bouncy

by B. Sobjakken

his weapon of mass vaginal destruction.

My mouth waters, imagining sucking on his pipe like a big popsicle.

She waggles her eyebrows. “He’s looking to add his banana to that fruit salad.”

batter-dipping the corn dog. Creaming your twinkie,”

“Erin’s Imperfect Guide to Seducing a Man’s Willy and the Useless Organ in His Chest.

I bite down on my lip and try to flutter my eyes seductively. The book said this move can be a powerful one. I hadn’t realized that my mascara didn’t completely dry because of how many coats I slathered on. My lashes stick to each other before pulling apart slowly. Instead of a quick flutter, it looks like I’m giving him a wonky, lizard-like blink with both eyes.

grab Callum by his large hammer and ask him to nail you.”

Callum clears his throat. “You feeling better?” “Yeah, we determined she’s lacking some vitamin D. We’re trying to get it all sorted out,” Malissa says sweetly.

the gasp that escaped from her when she noticed the situation in my pants nearly had me spurting right there on the floor.

She is in my mind, in my blood, as deep as I’ll be if I ever get the chance to bury my length in her tight channel. A channel I know no man has ventured into.

Her womb would be painted with my seed first, and only ever mine.

Her puffy folds parting around my rod as I sink in.

man sludge splatter across the tile.

know I can make the moves to devour Acacia’s untouched honeypot.

“You have more than one vibrator?” I ask curiously. “Aren’t they all the same?”

lol

“I will throw it in the trash if you bring back a vibrating artificial phallus!” I shout, just as Callum rounds the corner from the back.

Because that’s all men are, good obedient animals looking for a treat.

Put him on his knees and have him bark for you.”

My prick perks up at that, wanting desperately to stake its claim on her maidenhood.

Is your dic-uhm… discostick okay?”

Use your little tongue and lick around my tip. Familiarize yourself with my taste.”

Lick me like your favorite ice cream. Swallow me down like your favorite milkshake,”

I let go of Callum’s shrinking squirt gun.

“Is it okay if I kiss you?” “I’ll pucker up anytime,” I blurt out.

I’d like to munch your krabby patty.”

I press into her mouth, resting only the very end of my hard rod on her tongue as I splutter my spunk inside.

Acacia moans, swallowing my jizz down as if it’s her favorite snack. I fondle my testicles, determined to fill her belly with every last drop.

He ate your whisker biscuit?”

You got your man into your pants. Now what? How to keep him addicted to your gorilla grip pus—

know how large that girthy tube is when it’s hard.

her bush that’s about to be hedged.

I swipe down in short, sharp strokes on one side of her puffy meat curtain.

“I have to shave the hair around your other hole too. You’ll feel the weeds in front of your mud dungeon if it’s not pruned as well.”

“Then lemme shave your stink wrinkle first, and then I’ll have my buffet of muff pie.”

I grab the shaving cream, slathering up her stench trench. She’s a good girl and doesn’t move as I take my straight blade and shave her little chocolate starfish bare.

The smooth roundness of his bulbous tip rubs at my virgin hole.

arching my hips so the crown of His Majesty slides down my unprotected pink palace.

I hear and feel the release of air around where we’re connected. My eyes widen at the noise so similar to flatulence even though I know for a fact my buttcheeks aren’t flapping. Tears water in my eyes as I blink up at him. “That wasn’t…I didn’t—“ “Shhh, baby,” he says, his hand pressing down on my lower stomach. He surges forward another inch. “Your tight, tiny canal is emptying for me. It’s my victory horn.”

“Fuck, keep that pussy tootin’.

my lady cavern tightens around the invading worm.

my fingers touch our combined juices in my twat waffle

“I’m already hard again just at the thought of the smashed cherry bits smeared all over me.

my gentlemen’s relish I stuffed you full of.”

stroking his womb cannon

The heat of his release fills my womb while the warmth of his love fills my heart.

I’m gonna fill you with my milky offering and you’re gonna accept it. Give me our spawn as promised.”

his hands travel to my front, squeezing at my fun bags. “One day soon, these are going to leak with boobie broth and I’m gonna guzzle it down all day,”

My eyes roll back and I let out a cry as my dick throbs, filling the cup of caffeine with my personal brand of creamer.

my fingers slide under her dress and into the vertical grin of her cake. I brush against her brass eye and she shivers.

I know she’s nervous about taking my third leg up that tiny hole.